How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck?

Let's assume that you are a woodchuck and if you could you would chuck wood. Discuss your woodchucking habits below.
How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck?
The poll results are public

Quantity of Wood

If a tree falls in the forest, did a woodchuck chuck it?

What sort of wood does a woodchuck prefer to chuck?

Rate the chuckability of the following woods:

Not chuckable
Somewhat chuckable
Very chuckable
Yew
Redwood
Ash
Ponderosa Pine
Elm

Expound upon the plight of the woodchuck in haiku format.