Okay, which NHL player do you secretly want to eat your ass??

robin, why... i would say claude, but he's disgusting at the same time. oh my god... prust???? oh my god, i don't know. i'm so confused.

max lapierre

ovechkin

segs

brandon saad

jamie benn

evgeni malkin, but i'm not really ashamed about it anymore, which i probably should also be ashamed about, but whatever.

drew doughty

sidney crosby.

brendan gallagher