Okay, which NHL player do you secretly want to eat your ass??

Okay, which NHL player do you secretly want to eat your ass??

  1. don't know
  2. sidney crosby
  3. i don't know.
  4. sidney crosby
  5. jonathan toews
  6. carey price
  7. myself
  8. my mom
  9. carey price
  10. you are terrible!
  11. jeff carter
  12. jamie benn
  13. simon despres to be honest.
  14. patrick kane
  15. seguin, he's so terrible, i'm so embarrassed.
  16. ryan kesler
  17. weber probably
  18. shea weber
  19. pkane88
  20. jamie benn
  21. anyone will do so.
  22. kevin connauton
  23. patrick kane whoops
  24. alec martinezzzzzzz
  25. danny briere
  26. sean couturier
  27. dan carcillo
  28. jonathan bernier
  29. milan lucic
  30. drew doughty
  31. patrick kane
  32. thornton and bozak also
  33. not bo horvat probably mike richards or lucic......maybe bo.......i don't want to talk about this, why did i even answer this poll?
  34. bo horvat
  35. drew doughty
  36. he's not nasty, it's just a fact of life: sidney crosby.
  37. brandon bollig
  38. jaromir jagr
  39. brave oh yessssssss
  40. reilly smith
  41. robin, why... i would say claude, but he's disgusting at the same time. oh my god... prust???? oh my god, i don't know. i'm so confused.
  42. max lapierre
  43. ovechkin
  44. segs
  45. brandon saad
  46. jamie benn
  47. evgeni malkin, but i'm not really ashamed about it anymore, which i probably should also be ashamed about, but whatever.
  48. drew doughty
  49. sidney crosby.
  50. brendan gallagher
  51. roland mckeown
  52. lebron james
  53. i would like to destroy mike richards.
  54. mike richards lmao
  55. sidney crosby
  56. can i say marc bergevin or
  57. i was going to change my answer but it's still perron.
  58. obviously logan couture, even though that's not even a little bit of a secret. also, honestly, brad marchand and b. saad too, and ben bishop. i honestly forget the question now.
  59. brad marchand
  60. marian hossa
  61. i went on my phone to edit my vote. phil kessel and ryan getzlaf.
  62. danny brière
  63. tyler seguin
  64. phil kessel
  65. patrick kane
  66. matt duchene